exhaustion

Jun. 28th, 2002 11:40 am
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I woke up yesterday morning feeling rested and refreshed.
Priceline.com, my personal travel planner, had placed me at the Hotel Monaco, an incredibly charming downtown Denver hotel, which has the feel of a fine old restoration, though it is in fact a nearly new facility. This hotel was quite reasonably priced, and yet so luxurious. It's too bad I was there for business travel only. I am always amused when the priceline.com room rate is a fraction of the "quoted corporate rate". I remember when "corporate rates" actually meant one got a genuine discount, so that one did not have to treat each hotel room purchasing experience as a trip to a Tijuana flea market. The priceline.com approach, based on "look, I'll pay x for y stars in z neighborhood" is much simpler to me than constantly having to barter and shop around on prices.

The meeting yesterday lasted well into the evening, without proper meal breaks, and, without going into the details, was extraordinarily successful. Somehow in the course of things I looked at my tickets and decided that my departure from Denver was at 10:15 p.m. I took a taxi ride, during which the cab driver filled me in on urban renewal, which councilperson to pay off to get a permit, his role in the construction of the airport, why he moved from Illinois, the effects of his divorce on his balance sheet, the politial implications of changes in the Denver taxicab permit system, the location of the electronic vehicle identification sensors, and all the other sundry items which can be viewed from the windows of the highway to the airport along the prairie just outside of Denver. I have a weakness and a fondness for this type of stream of life narrative, so I was vastly entertained, and tried to hold up my end of the conversation on the perfidy of political people, the high tech nature of security, how Denver prairie looks like Allen prairie, and "airports I have known".

I was less entertained when I got to the airport at 9:30 and realized that my flight had left at 7:20 p.m., and that its ARRIVAL time was 10:15 p.m. I try hard not to get angry at myself for things I do when I am very tired, so I just picked up the telephone and called American Airlines (all the ticketing representatives having wisely departed when all the flights had gone).

This has been a week in which virtually every call I make ends up in a conversation with a computer, which politely cajoles me to punch buttons, make bold statements of desire and to repeat any answer that was not "yes", "no" or "continue". Many computers are quite congenial, but the American Airlines computer last night was entirely unable to decipher the ticket confirmation number despite repetition. I felt a bit dismayed at the experience of going through a lengthy menu of interesting data about my location, intention, and hopes and dreams, only to be dashed by a computer that only "hears" the affirmative and negative but "asks" for the sun, the moon and the stars. This was particularly frustrating when on my trip out to Denver, the computer had told me my gate information and made me feel that I really would have a nice day. I was intrigued that instead of "goodbye" or "thanks for using American Airlines!", it said "Done!", but efficiency can make up for minor matters of form. My return trip reservation disappointment was therefore almost as disconcerting as the charming voice on my voice mail that perpetually insists that when I use my cell phone from a remote location, I am entering the wrong voice mail password code.

I did finally reach a living breathing (or at least undead) person, and made a reservation for 5:55 a.m. this morning. Then my fortune sunk into me a bit. I had a nice inexpensive priceline.com room already paid for back in downtown Denver. Unfortunately, the cost of a cab back is itself nearly the price of a motel room. I was leaving too early to ride out from downtown anyway. I went to the little "phone a motel" kiosk, and began phoning.

Nearly everywhere in the airport area was solidly booked.
Finally, I found a smoking room at a Comfort Inn. I don't smoke, but any port in a storm. I am not a hotel snob, but I did notice that when the Comfort Inn put me up at a "rack rate" (having me more or less over the barrel) at a price only slightly less than my room in the Hotel Monaco, there was a deep mismatch in value someplace.
I pondered this over animal crackers, a diet Coke, and the next to last episode of Politically Incorrect. I am going to miss Politically Incorrect.

This morning I awoke at 4:00, but the 4:30 shuttle was late getting off because one family felt that 4:30 really means 4:45 (I can sympathize, it sometimes means 5 or so to me).
I then figured out I had left behind a jacket with my ticketless confirmation in it, so I had to stand in the interminably long airport line. The helpful line person kept pulling people from a later flight and moving them to the front of the line. I was too timid or too tired to ask for similar treatment. I finally made it to my plane, with the full 90 seconds to spare.

On the flight back, when I was not sleeping, I read an issue of a really good science fiction magazine, and felt thankful that it is Friday, and it is okay to be utterly exhausted.

Date: 2002-06-28 11:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] taebopper.livejournal.com
You are so right about the corporate rate at hotels not being very discounted. In fact, at the Residence Inn (at least at the one I work at), if someone asks for the corporate rate, it is in fact, the rack rate. No discount at all.

Date: 2002-06-28 11:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marstokyo.livejournal.com
Better not ask for the Enron or Worldcom rate! ;-)

Date: 2002-06-28 02:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gurdonark.livejournal.com
The Enron and Worldcom rates look really attractive, and then the whole house of cards falls on you in your sleep!

Date: 2002-06-28 02:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gurdonark.livejournal.com
I guess everybody started saying "business travel" so that nobody would admit to being a "rack rate" customer. The net effect, though, is that large corporations and priceline.com get low rates, and ordinary small business people have to stumble around a bit!

Date: 2002-06-29 12:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] taebopper.livejournal.com
What I think is funny is we have a rate code called "Best Available Rate". It's actually higher then say, the AAA rate, but when people call and say "I want your best available rate", I can book them at this slightly discounted rate, and still be completely honest when they ask "Are you sure that's your best available rate?!" It always makes me chuckle a bit.

Date: 2002-06-29 01:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gurdonark.livejournal.com
Stuff like this really makes me upset at the double talk way in which we all sometimes live. But it is a funny story!

Date: 2002-06-29 01:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] taebopper.livejournal.com
I know, I sometimes feel a little bad about it, but as my manager told me "You have to learn how to lie in this business". Even though it's not always exactly "lying", it still can be construed as being dishonest. But I think many people have come to expect it from hotels and other major corporations. I do give people good rates sometimes, just for the heck of it though. It depends on how nice they are when they speak to me. ;)

Date: 2002-06-29 10:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gurdonark.livejournal.com
Yes, I have noticed that in hotels and in airlines this can be true--niceness matters.

Date: 2002-06-29 12:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] taebopper.livejournal.com
Yes, if someone is rude and demands a cheap rate, a room away from the freeway, another type of suite, etc., chances are I will tell them it's not available. But if they come to me in a polite manner, and have a sincere smile on their face, I'll do anything I can to help them out. It all comes back to the Law of Return. You're going to get back what you put out. :)

Date: 2002-06-28 12:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kenmora.livejournal.com
Yikes! That sounded tough, I'm glad for you that it's Friday as well.

Date: 2002-06-28 02:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gurdonark.livejournal.com
It's that moment when the adrenalin runs out...that's the sinking feeling. I am glad it's Friday evening now!

Date: 2002-06-28 11:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] voodoukween.livejournal.com
ok now i think you ought to do feature pieces for NPR

you are as funny as David Sedaris and more "everyday man"

can't wait to hear what your voice sounds like

Date: 2002-06-29 01:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gurdonark.livejournal.com
You're very kind. Just picture Bill Clinton's voice, a bit less deep, a bit less hoarse, a bit more "dull", and you've pretty much got my voice.

Date: 2002-06-29 06:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] burninggirl.livejournal.com
Funny, I was just imagining today how you might sound, after watching a documentary about someone from your neck of the woods. I realise you're not native to Texas, but I still had fun imagining you with a speaking voice like Roy Orbison's. ; )

Date: 2002-06-29 06:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gurdonark.livejournal.com
Roy had a deeper, nicer voice than I have, as well as a much better falsetto and an amazing yodel. His accent might be a bit more "country" than mine. I was a small town boy and my folks were not poor, so my voice is not twangy country, but it would definitely sound pretty
American redneck if you met me on the street in Canberra.

I spent ten years in Los Angeles, but I found that didn't "cure" my accent. But even at its "worst", it's a much softer accent than some southern acccents. Arkansas is kinda like that--I don't know why.

The actor Billy Bob Thornton grew up about thirty miles from me, though I don't know him. His accent is thicker than mine, but he gives a good idea of what people I grew up among sounded like.

Date: 2002-06-30 05:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] burninggirl.livejournal.com
You know, I don't think I've ever actually heard Billy Bob speak. I'll have to watch one of his films now, as it's made me curious.

I find the different regional accents of the US really interesting. We don't really have that here, at least not in the way that you could hear someone speak and say "hey, they're from Queensland" without a doubt, whereas I'm sure I've heard talk of, say, a definite Texan accent. to pick differences in our accents I think one would have to have spent a lot of time specifically observing them. The differences lie more in the different word choices and intonations. For example, my Tasmanian parents speak differently to the Sydney people they live among - slower, and some different pronunciations (eg. "castle" is "cassel" instead of "carsel") and word choices, but that doesn't mean they sound Tasmanian as such.

Apparently the South Australian accent is "posh", but I've met about two people from that state so I wouldn't know. We do have that sort of "private school" accent that seems to borrow from UK English, but that's more a (dare I say it?) "class" thing.

And we don't all sound like Paul Hogan or that bloody crocodile hunter. They're caricatures of themselves.

accentuate the positive

Date: 2002-07-02 01:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gurdonark.livejournal.com
Television is changing things, levelling out more accents, but regional accent differences do still apply here. In Arkansas, I grew up with a south Arkansas accent, while someone from north Arkansas in the mountains would have a rather different accent (for example, a "true" mountain person would say "you 'uns" instead of "y'all". African American dialects are similar to but distinct from anglo dialects. I can hear a Delta accent which differs from mine. In Louisiana to the south, a person from the southern half of the state (which has very heavy French influence and a bit of Spanish and African influence) is a different accent altogether than the northern half. A person from New Orleans can sound different than any other southerner.
In New York, a few working class accents are regional to individual boroughs of the city, almost like a London stereotype. Here in Texas, the east and west Texas accents are slightly different, but the latino-inflected border accent is altogether different, as is the African-American dialect. In parts of the Texas Hill Country, folks' grandparents spoke German rather than English, and I believe that even yet the accent has a touch of the German in it. You can tell a person from Minnesota or Wisconsin almost automatically, as well as a person from Chicago. Which is all a long way of saying, I guess, that we do have accents here.

I always think that you have accents there, too. But not like that crocodile hunter fellow Mr. Irwin.
He was on the Dallas radio the other day. He was saying "mate" this and "crikey" that and sounded as though he wanted to be Paul Hogan in the worst way.
It's a routine that's won him a lot of fans here, though, so I won't begrudge him his accent pandering.
I don't see how his movie will be a hit, when he is on cable something like half the day.

I picture you with what I call a "soft" Aussie accent, neither posh/English nor particularly "outback". Of course, it's the poor Canadians who are always disappointed in we Americans. You see, they can hear a world of regional variation in their accent, but some Americans think they all sound nearly like us.

I'd better go work on my vowel sounds, though, so that when I visit Australia some day, people will think I landed with the boat at Botany Bay....

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