my untold African wealth

[gurdonark]

The three of us took less than ninety minutes to move the dozens of boxes into new storage. I feel that hard working feeling that a glancing association with manual labor provides. Bring on those John Ruskin books, I am at one with the land, if a rental U-Haul and self-storage units count. Back at my office, yet another person from Nigeria, Kenya or the Ivory Coast e mails me that I can earn 25 percent of 17.5 million dollars in money ineffably requiring only my confidential identity information to "spring" from its current locale.

I have missed this opportunity so many times to earn millions of dollars. Each person who sends me an e mail assures me they are well connected to deposed high officials, and that they are always so very sincere. They even invoke the blessing of God upon me. I am not very smart, because I spend my morning moving boxes instead of making millions.

Comments

[poetbear.livejournal.com]

i guess we're both cut from the same
moronic cloth.
i've turned down that offer
several times myself!
~paul

[ranunculus.livejournal.com]

After deleting three hundred messages that made it though the filter while I was gone, I tightened up the filters on two of my mailboxes. Really, I don't need a bigger penis!

you should do what i do

[nancyjane.livejournal.com]

and play the lottery. i don't play but i am tonite, and i must say i'm quite looking forward to winning. :D

[maltese-cat.livejournal.com]

Must say I've missed that opportunity many times myself! My hard-working Mediterranean parents taught me that the only way to make money is to work hard. I wish I'd been trained as an athlete instead of a scientist. The millions of dollars mark would be ever so much closer!

[bramey.livejournal.com]

When I think of all the missed opportunities. . . a bigger penis, larger breasts, hot imported Russian brides and millions upon millions of dollars - not to mention that easy degree I could get without ever leaving my home. . .

What am I doing sitting here working myself so hard going for this PhD? I could have it all for so little effort!