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Dear Computer Mouse:
I don't know why sometimes when I'm on line, you suddenly begin to function only on the margins of my computer page, so that I must depress you, and hold you down, as if I were a bully, to get you to skate over my LJ page. I am glad, though, that you are not like my wife's computer mouse, which will sometimes go on strike, without telling me, just after I have written a 3,999 character post, so that I cannot post it, cut it, paste it, or do anything but utilize words and phrases that are no mellifluous when issuing from my lips. Thanks for listening, and if I've helped you think about any life changes you wish to make, call me.
Sincerely,
Gurdonark

I'm stealing a last moment pre-raisin-bran and pre-running (into the office to gather a few things for my business trip today) before my flight. I am eager for this trip to go well, but mostly I'm eager to get all the things I need to do today notwithstanding travelling done.

When I kept wild guppies, I loved the way different generations of guppies showed "themes" of colors. I notice that journals show themes, too. My friend [profile] gregwest98 posted his left hand, which is roughly the third or fourth left hand I've seen posted lately. None of them look like hands of darkness. Heat and summer jobs as the twin destroyers of all happiness also are a bit theme.

Two threads on the problem of art exchanges have popped up simultaneously--one thread on the frustrating nature of dealing with people who don't do their part, and another exchange on the frustrating nature of people who get really frustrated with people who, for understandable reasons, don't do their part.

Note to self: take both positions simultaneously, finish the one exchange in your hand, try not to kvetch (hate that word) too much about the lmao that NEVER arrived though it was supposedly mailed months ago, and try to seek out horizons in which NOBODY to whom one SENDS ANYTHING has ANY obligation to oneself WHATSOEVER, save arguably the obligation to not feel guilty about any failure at all.

I am very sympathetic to the other side of this one, though.
What's the point of making an agreement if people can't keep agreements? I want my hobbies to be reasonably free of contracts, but I do believe in the "sanctity" of contracts. If one promises to do something in return for a consideration, then one should do it. So I "get" where both sides are coming from. I guess I just want to avoid contract altogether. But people "ought" to live up to their agreements barring extreme circumstances. It's just the right thing to do. The key? Make few agreements.

A similar problem I see discussed is what I call the My Little Pony dilemma. I feel peculiarly qualified to discuss this topic because I am undoubtedly the least talented artist on LJ, nervousness, or postcardx. The phrase "My Little Pony", to me, symbolizes a certain sort of cuteness that is not my own personal way of living my life. On the one hand, I want a world which is safe for cute people. I have been cute in bursts of five to ten minutes at a time. On the other hand, I sympathize with folks who want more from their "art intake" than glitter glued to a postcard with a quote by Richard Bach or a "collage" of TV cartoon material played without irony. I guess I come down on the "send me anything you want, just anything, just let me send to you" camp, but I completely get the position that wants time spent and thought exchanged. It's a problem, and as always, I see both sides.
I read one postcardx'er comment months ago "Hey, folks, not everything is worth a 21 cent stamp", but I must admit that I am happy to get most things. I merely live in trepidation that my own offerings are 19 cents short of 21 cents worth. At the same time, I totally get the people who don't want yet another cycle of Kinko's copies sent to them, with simple block lines and no thought.
I guess this is one more issue on which I fervently take both sides and believe every word I say for either position.
So I guess when it comes to cuteness (of which I can rarely but sometimes be guilty) and talentlessness (of which I am always guilty), I see both sides of this issue--gee,I must have a JD degree.

For some reason, the verse alteration comes to me:

"If we had but world enough, and time,
the delay in exchange would be no crime",

but that seems a little obvious, not to mention unduly suggestive (not that suggestive is always bad) and perhaps
I should focus on altering the Donne poem to
point out that the flea which bit both of us
completed an exchange which the whim of artists, the press of business and the postal service never seem to manage.

There is a limitless set of possibilities to parody mail art issues using romantic English poetry. Too bad I have to travel, before I can work out how Dover Beach is like nervousness.org.

I need to go read that article [profile] kenmora e mailed me about how the mimetic whole is the organism, and we are all merely cells. I am worried I am stuck in the appendix someplace or some similarly ambiguous organ.

Date: 2002-06-26 04:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marstokyo.livejournal.com
Miss Manners feels compelled to ask if you and your wife ever *clean* your computer mice???? It's really not that hard. You just twist the disk in the underside to the *open* position, lift it off and let the ball fall out. Then you lightly blow out any dust or lint. Take a Q-tip dampened with isopropyl alcohol and wipe off that black stripe of grime on each of the little plastic wheels. Then return the ball and the cover, and your mouse is CLEEEEEEAN!!! and should work better.
Ahem, everyone should clean their mouse occasionally!

Mimetics and Mice

Date: 2002-06-26 06:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kenmora.livejournal.com
You will definately enjoy the thesis on How to make memes and influence people. One of the things that occurred to is me that it's the hosts (people) of very similar memes are most antagonistic to those with similar competing memes (religion for example). While those of philosophically opposed memes often work in concert until one has a clear enough advantage to attack the other.
By the way G, forget cleaning, buy an optical mouse, I've used the one at work for nearly two years now and have changed all Heidi's at home and work to optical. No muss no fuss. I can buy one from work at a discount if you're interested, and you can pick it up when you get here.

eeek a mouse

Date: 2002-06-26 06:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gurdonark.livejournal.com
My wife is always impeccable about this sort of thing, while I'm more imperfect. I'll have to check and see if I have a maintenance issue.

Re: Mimetics and Mice

Date: 2002-06-26 06:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gurdonark.livejournal.com
I will check it out as soon as I get some breathing room during/after this trip. Sounds very interesting.

Date: 2002-06-26 07:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sushimonkey.livejournal.com
One time from Postcard X I got a white piece of postcard material with a black marker scribble. For real. Nothing else on it. It was the most useless thing anyone's ever sent. A nice gal from UK sent me a cute tiny oragami crane!

Re: Mimetics and Mice

Date: 2002-06-26 07:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marstokyo.livejournal.com
What's a meme?

Date: 2002-06-26 07:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sushimonkey.livejournal.com
PS: There's a girl (really a GIRL, apparently she's been "grounded"} who's holding on to my LMAO that I want back. I've emailed her a few times, as has others, with no reposnse. SO a couple days ago I sent her a formal looking, typed up letter asking her to send it back. I did say if it's a postage cost problem that we can work something out, but I also mentioned that I might take "further action" if she doesn't return it!! I was just trying to scare her a bit, I mean really, what can I do but go to her house and get it myself? :)

Re: Mimetics and Mice

Date: 2002-06-26 10:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kenmora.livejournal.com
Basically a meme is an idea that uses a host to propogate itself. For example, there is but one God and his name is Boo Boo. Pray to Boo Boo and get what you want. You try this and it works! So you spread the word (meme) to others.
This meme has now behaved like a living organism, using you to propogate itself (now there are two believers in Boo Boo, or at least two hosts capable of passing on the meme of Boo Boo).
My observation is that the more similar (and absolute, or exclusive) memes are, the more antagonistic they must be.

Re: Mimetics and Mice

Date: 2002-06-26 11:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kenmora.livejournal.com
What do you know? There's a memetics group here at LJ
memetics

Re: Mimetics and Mice

Date: 2002-06-26 11:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marstokyo.livejournal.com
but what does that have to do with cleaning your mouse??

Date: 2002-06-26 12:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gurdonark.livejournal.com
There is some point of uselessness that is so useless it's almost cool in a John Cage ish way.
Or at least that's what I tell myself. I think of LMAOs as being irresponsibility teachers for the teens and college kids of America. But I don't know all that much about it.

Judge Wapner

Date: 2002-06-26 12:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gurdonark.livejournal.com
I can't imagine going to small claims court, all right :)

Date: 2002-06-26 05:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] voodoukween.livejournal.com
love the mindwalk

it is also one of my favorite films

i am having success with my first lmao out there and have been too afraid to jinx it

i have sweated over some of the delays already

learning to trust more and more

Re: Mimetics and Mice

Date: 2002-06-26 07:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kenmora.livejournal.com
Pray to Boo Boo for an optical mouse, and you'll get one! (pass it on)
;-)

Re: Mimetics and Mice

Date: 2002-06-26 07:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marstokyo.livejournal.com
but, I already HAVE an optical mouse. Should I still pray?

Date: 2002-06-27 05:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gurdonark.livejournal.com
I like that movie, too, although my post was not nearly so well thought out. I think it's always tempting to present oneself as sure about anything and as either expert or useless at everything. It makes the post more dramatic somehow. But so often, I'm of at least two minds, and possibly three.
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